IPO = Initial Public Offering…that is when y’all give me money for a portion of my “sheepclip” company…and then I disappear…
The Morris Island Lighthouse www.savethelight.org
Hello friend,
My name is Kenneth Kuware, and I am a banker from Nigeria. I have read about your wonderful fishing product idea, and I am interested in helping you start your SheepClip business by loaning you some of my personal “start up” money that I have been saving for an encouraging business prospect. This amount is to be paid out to you after you gather your “IPO”, and then you would pay it back to me at a very low interest rate. I am sorry, but I must insist on first gaining access to your account information in order to verify that you will be an honest business associate. If you are to please, be giving me the account numbers to the bank which you currently use in the United States of South Carolina so that I may route you an additional 10,000 dollars for your company.
Thank you Mr. Bonzo, I look forward to hearing back from you soon.
Subversively,
Kenneth George Washington Kuware
Mr. Kuware,
Routing info has been forwarded via email, text and written on a bar napkin and slid under your door. Please do not disclose this information. I look forward to your investment. I ask that you front at least $35.00 for initial investment in this endeavor.
Sincerely.
Mr. Bonzo
The Morris Island Lighthouse www.savethelight.org
Wonderful, thank you Mr. Bonzo. Would you consider delivery of three of these
to be a sufficient show of trust for us to continue our business negotiation?
By the way, I must take my wife to a Nigerian Valentine’s Day celebration right now- they are traditionally attended on the day of Valentine’s in your country, but I have worked late again and it is now 12:16a.m. on February 15th and my ass is in the doghouse big time!!!
I will speak with you tomorrow. thank you for your time.
I could have sworn I’ve seen these before on TV.
Oh yeah. The ClamWow.
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Originally posted by Redfish_mattI could have sworn I’ve seen these before on TV.
Oh yeah. The ClamWow.
FRICKEN AWESOME!
and Mr barbawang, we need to chat, over a few of those cold beers!
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Gotta love the clips , haha Bonzo .I want to order 3 dozen please
Good seeing you at lunch…after our talk about the use of oysters, I have been working on a proto type clip rig… Wanted your approval before production started…
There it is. That’s what I came in here for!
Semper Fi
18’ Sterling
115 Yamaha
Big Ugly Homemade Blue Push Pole
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Originally posted by saltfisherGood seeing you at lunch…after our talk about the use of oysters, I have been working on a proto type clip rig… Wanted your approval before production started…
good seeing you too…hey, leave me some moo goo gai pan next time ok?
you have the Bonzo seal of approval on the treble sheepclip prototype…it is just as we discussed and all the angles check out perfectly…I’ll see reelhunter again today and we’ll discuss distribution…
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