What are you talking about..too close to you?

Came across this earlier today

Boat drinks, Waitress I need 2 more boat drinks!

Lol, I actually have one of those shirts. Never worn it, but I may have to break it out now!

May all your favorite bands stay together…

O K. Heer bin mi too sents…ib da bote bin in me spot, iz po litely roll up an ax dem two moob. If dem don wanna moob, I go roun an roun an roun an roun an roun an roun an roun an roun agane un till I have all da numbahas an den leeb. I aine tri in to bee a dik…(Boz dats fo … Not tree) butt mi poeent iz I moob! BUTT sinz I wuz dare, I mite azz well see wat day lookin at. Of course I be fo sell me bote…watt da hell dooz I be fo no.

23…(Boz, dat bin 5 of dem dots. Watt iz dem uzed fo any wae?)… (8 dare) 23, do yoo no dat LIKKA is mi heero? I miss dat bass tard. Pees out y’all!

“NICE REPORT” LIKKA LOGGA
MY HERO!!!