17 years in a mine?

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http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/china-miner-found-alive-after-17-years-underground/
Anyone know if this is legit?

Key West 1720 115 HP Johnson Saltwater.

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wow is an understatement.

If true…

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Read this disclaimer link at the top of the page. It’s all satire, like TheOnion.com:

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/disclaimer/

… The Cross of Christ is the anvil upon which the hammer of evil wore itself out.