A little help Bonzo, I'm kinda busy now

MY COMPLIMENT OF THE DAY TO YOU,
IT IS AN HONOR TO WRITE TO YOU. I BELIEVE YOU ARE A HIGHLY RESPECTED PERSONALITY, CONSIDERING YOUR POSITION AND THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NEVER MET IN PERSON. I CAME TO KNOW YOU IN THE COURSE OF MY DISCREET SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER WHO WILL PARTNER WITH MY FAMILY IN THE INVESTMENT I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU IN GOOD FAITH WITH REGARDS TO THIS MATTER.
BEFORE MY FATHER WAS UNJUSTLY INCARCERATED HE HAD TAKEN ME AND MY BROTHER TO DEPOSIT THE FUNDS IN A PRIVATE SECURITY VAULT AS FAMILY VALUABLE AS IF HE FORESEES THE LOOMING DANGER AHEAD. I AM CONTACTING YOU TO PARTNER WITH US AS A FOREIGN PARTNER TO THE TAYLOR FAMILY SO THAT THE FAMILY FUNDS 17MILLION USD WILL BE LEGALLY TRANSFERRED TO YOUR OVERSEAS ACCOUNT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES AND THE INVESTMENT WILL BE UNDER YOUR MANAGEMENT. DUE TO MY FATHER’S PAST AND OUR CURRENT POLITICAL ASYLUM STATUES WE ARE NOT PERMITTED TO OPERATE BANK ACCOUNTS OR HANDLE SUCH INVESTMENT UNDER OUR FAMILY NAME HENCE I AM CONTACTING YOU.

IF YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST TO ASSIST US WITH THIS TRANSACTION AS AN ACTIVE FOREIGN PARTNER I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOU 40 PERCENT FROM THE TOTAL FUNDS OR WE CAN NEGOTIATE YOUR PERCENTAGE IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE 40 PERCENT AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR HELP AND THE REST OF THE FUNDS WILL BE INVESTED IN YOUR COUNTRY IN ANY LUCRATIVE INVESTMENT YOU MIGHT SUGGEST SUCH AS REAL ESTATE PROVIDED WE SIGN A PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT WITH YOU.

I HAVE TO ENTRUST OUR FUTURE LIVES AND THE FAMILY INVESTMENT IN YOUR CARE HOPING THAT YOU WILL NOT LET US DOWN.

CONTACT ME NOW ON THE ABOVE EMAIL AND PROVIDE ME WITH YOUR DATA SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU MORE DETAILS AND FURTHER DIRECTIVES. THE PROOF OF FUNDS IS WITH ME I WILL SEND IT TO YOU FOR YOUR PERUSAL WHEN I HEAR FROM.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
THANK YOU.
YOURS RESPECTFULLY,

MISS TAYLOR

Dang, Bonzo gets all the luck…

“Another poon dream splintered on the rocks of reality.” --Peepod 07-25-2017

Man, if Bonzo isn’t interested, I know the Pea will be all over this. I hear he has “holdings” all over the world.

“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?

Seems legit to me

Hilton Head - unofficial shark bite capital of the world.

sorry, I’ve been in a foreign land, looking for my $17 million…

The Morris Island Lighthouse www.savethelight.org

Dear Sales,

I’m Keith Urban a sales personnel at Hartman Enterprise. My company is out in the market sourcing for Hand Tools.

I will appreciate a link to your products for Hand Tools or a catalog with products to select from. I also will like to know the type of credit cards accept for payment.

Do not hesitate to contact back with any further questions and do you accept pick up orders.

Thank you,
Keith Urban

Hartman Enterprise
1321 S 13th Ave
Kelso, WA 98626
360-718-6799


After being released, a lot of fish die, but a lot of them live also.