And ya'll thought the government was shut down!

I have the State Department working for me! A US Ambassador no less. Ya’ll see, I’m someone of importance!, Not like ya’ll nose pickers.
Check out Mr. Ambassador’s email address at the bottom of the letter:smiley:

US AMBASSADOR OFFICE
11 GARIK ROAD LAGOS NIGERIA
NIGERIA REPUBLIC

DEAR FUND BENEFICIARY ,

FROM THE US AMBASSADOR IN NIGERIA

BE INFORMED THAT I HAVE RESOLVED WITH THE NIGERIA PRESIDENCY TO DELIVER THE SUM OF $900,000.00USD BEING THE INTEREST FUND ACCRUED FROM YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUND.

I SHALL BE COMING TO THE UNITED STATES FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING BY NEXT WEEK AND I WILL BE COMING WITH YOUR CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE FUND WHICH HAS BEEN PACKAGED AND SEALED IN YOUR FAVOR BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS BECAUSE AS USA AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE VOTED POWER TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS.I AM SCHEDULED TO HAVE A BRIEFING WITH THE SECRETARY OF STATES BY NEXT WEEK.

YOU SHOULD SEND YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE CONSIGNMENT PACKAGE,YOU HAVE REALLY PAID SO MUCH AS I WAS MADE TO UNDERSTAND AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE PERSONALLY INTERVENED.

YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I SHALL BE BRINGING IT MYSELF AND THERE IS NOTHING ANY ONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

YOUR PACKAGE CONTENT ($900,000.00) MUST BE REGISTERED AS AN AMBASSADOR ALL PACKAGE IS WITH ME TO DEFEAT ALL ODDS AND THE COST OF REGISTERING IT IS $100 DOLLAR ONLY IT WILL COST
THE FEE MUST BE PAID IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS VIA MONEY GRAM TRANSFER SO THAT ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT CAN BE MADE BEFORE TIME WILL BE AGAINST US.
YOU SHOULD SEND THE FEE WHICH IS $100 DOLLAR DIRECTLY TO THE CARGO REGISTRATION OFFICER WITH THE INFORMATION BELOW THROUGH MONEY GRAM TRANSFER

NAME ------------- OZOEMENE IGNATIUS UDOJI
COUNTRY-------- LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION ----- COLOR
TEXT ANSWER ------- GREEN

MY TRIP WILL BE BY MID WEEK AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY BEFORE THEN SO THAT THE DELIVERY CAN BE COMPLETED. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, THEN IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT TO DELIVER YOUR

What great grammar, you are so lucky! It’s amazing, I wonder how many people actually do that?

Chris
Greenville
36 Century
Chasin Tail

What you talking bout Willis? I sent my $100, and am waiting for the Ambassador to arrive. He won’t get here until next week.

Bonzo is going to be pissed. He usually gets all those good offers.

“Apathy is the Glove in Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”.

I understand it is hard to catch these people, but I’d imagine I’d be arrested the very next day if I sent something like this to someone in Nigeria. Just saying.

It ain’t no mystery…this beer’s history!

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Originally posted by DFreedom

Bonzo is going to be pissed. He usually gets all those good offers.


I’m still waiting on my Nigerian uncle Egoba Ntukwampa’s money…I gave him your PO Box…bring to the oyster roast please…

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