Boat Names

My 16 foot aluminum jon boat is “Crustacean Devastation”

2014 Key West 203DFS
1987 Landau

Creek Sports

Jack Taylor

Half Cocked

How about this one PeaPod…Titan Uranus?!

4Q, Short and sweet.

Chum Guzzler

26 Seahunt
Angler’s Dream

Trailer Trash Hooker.

The more we just complain…the more things stay the same.

From Bob and Tom Show, the Chum Dumpster…

“Kleenex, The Official Sponsor of Fishb8”

I’ve seen some pretty funny ones back when I was racing sailboats. When you register for the race, you can put any name you want on the scratch sheet and some of the drunken sailors come up with some crazy stuff. Hoof Hearted and Ice Melted are two that I remember.

Spotin Tail

Spotting Tail

Debordieu Dallas was always one of my favorites!

“Those who have the ability to make a difference have the responsibility to do so.” Thomas Jefferson

Sailboat racing name from western Michigan after a divorce: FYJIMO

Acronym for Fuk You Jane I’m Moving Out

Dark Star

Reel POS

quote:
Originally posted by raynutz2000

Not sure I want to fish on this boat…

Raymond Adams

2003 Sea Fox 195 Bayfisher


Saw this boat on the interstate last wk with tape over the last part of the name…

Skiff with a tiller handle outboard “Hand Job”

Capt. Tim Deckard

Daily Charters -> http://BeaufortCastawayCharter.com

Had one we called “DEBT FINDER” Four power heads in 2 years, lived up to it’s name.

Was up at Lake Keowee a few years back at an area where all the boats tie up and there was a cabin cruiser named “Tits Up”. Asked the guy why he called it that and he said “that’s how my wife ends up after a day at the lake!”

Porkchop Express II

Had a wooden boat as a kid my uncle named wetassagain. It had some short sides on it and we never failed to get wet on the back seat.

16’ Bonito 65 Johnson

Two Words

1994 ProCraft 135 Mercury BlackMax