Lets hear the funny ones.
Boobie Bouncer
Forced Family Fun
Scout 185
Palegic Pounder
Screamin seamen
Only a rump ranger would name his vessel Pelagic Pounder
“I am not involved in this thread, only helping Fred understand who he is dealing with.”
Not sure I want to fish on this boat…
Raymond Adams
2003 Sea Fox 195 Bayfisher
True story. 2 or 3 years ago, riding down Hwy 1 in Key Largo, I look over and see a large dark blue hulled CC named…"****** Beach". NOT Virginia but ******. I later saw a post by the owner on The Hull Truth, he seemed right proud. One has to wonder about a person that is so immature as to name a boat anything like that. I don’t really get the sexual innuendo type names.
“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?
My wife named my Bertram LAST STRAW after I paid more for it than her house. Bought her a new caddy but that didn’t help! Its been years now and she hasn’t been on it yet!
The Hull Truth has pages of them:
“Dixie Wrecked”
DIXIE NORMOUS
36Seas (with a rounded W under the 36)
PHRYGEMALL
“Sin or Swim”
JAFEICA - Just Another F’ing Expense I Can’t Afford
Liquor Box
The Other *****
Aloan Again
Ca$h Drain
only a rump ranger would name his boat Flounder Pounder
“I am not involved in this thread, only helping Fred understand who he is dealing with.”
One friend of mine bought the decals and snuck into another friends yard a couple years ago and named his boat Stranger Danger. Complete with a creepy looking guy in a trench coat. Friend 2 was a good sport and left it on for a couple weeks. Lots of funny looks riding around with him!
quote:
Originally posted by Bolbie…the harbor was slick as an eel pecker.
Half Doze’n
(with decal of guy passed out under palmetto tree/crescent moon, 6 empty tallboys around him. Would work best for someone married with 4 kids)
Hold My Pole
Saw one in Saluda " Well Hung"…guessing he hangs sheet rock.[:I]
saw a sail boat named “half fast” many years ago. Thought it was appropriate based on speed. Otherwise it was a nice boat.
Fishical Attraction
Fishical Therapy
Pretty sure I saw one here in town names “wack’n off”
Wet…Wet…
As a Citadel grad I’ve always wanted to steal Capt. Cracker Larry’s “No Excuses.” Awesome boat and name. A kayaking buddy goes by “KnotRight” and it’s another favorite of mine.
Don’t have a name for my little flat’s rig yet and am not that good of a fisherman. My wife says I’d catch twice as much with a proper name, but they seem as final as a tatoo. If I decide I don’t like it, I reckon I’ll have to sell the boat.
So, I’m taking my time.
16’ High Tide Flats (Green) w/Yamaha 90
Wilderness Ride 135
Wilderness Tarpon 120