Bonzo report 4/1/18 no joke

I obviously do not know how to fish…went with Stickman and Stickman Jr around the Folly/Stono/Bass creek areas…wind was less windy than last time and the sun actually came out like it is supposed to…all artificial, fished VERY slow…water was 57 and clear…beer was cold…peanuts were salty…excitement of the day was watching somebody head offshore in between the county park at the end of Folly and Bird Key…anybody want to get skunked next weekend? gimme a call…

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haha, sounds like we had the same day. I had artificial and mud minnows and got nothing. I hear crabs are what they are biting now.

2012 176CC Keywest 115 hp Yamaha

like I said. glory days are behind you. tough year so far. there’s always golf. or fine dining.

Was the boat you saw a panga because i went by bird key and a panga went out in between the sandbar and bird key. I tried a sheeps hole and the algea was to thick and kept sliming up my line so i cruised around the folly area. The falling tide was really moving.

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Originally posted by 40inchreds

Was the boat you saw a panga because i went by bird key and a panga went out in between the sandbar and bird key. I tried a sheeps hole and the algea was to thick and kept sliming up my line so i cruised around the folly area. The falling tide was really moving.


no, it looked like a mid 20s Contender…and yes, that falling tide was kickin’ chicken…

Poopad, I’m gonna grow the beard back out and see if that helps…and you just had to bring back up that petite filet with gorgonzola accoutrement didn’t you?

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I didn’t mention that. but if the [light] loafer fits…

dang it, I gotta quit pitching you softballs…

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So, the sun was sunny and the wind wasn’t as windy. The cold beer and peanuts sound good even if the beer is a bit pedestrian. At least you got out. Don’t mind the Pea, I think he is miffed cuz you didn’t call him.

“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?

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Originally posted by DFreedom

So, the sun was sunny and the wind wasn’t as windy. The cold beer and peanuts sound good even if the beer is a bit pedestrian. At least you got out. Don’t mind the Pea, I think he is miffed cuz you didn’t call him.


actually I did call him…went something like this:
B: ring ring ring
P: sup B?
B: hey, I’m fishing tomorrow…
P: but you’re not inviting me again, right?
B: mmm, yep…
P: ok, go white braid!
B: buy more AMZN…
click…

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OUCH! Harsh.

“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?

You shoulda seen the end coming when you spoke the words, “gorgonzola acoutrement”. If that wasn’t the k.o.d., I don’t know what is…


“I’m not a hundred percent in love with your tone right now…”

inshore has been tough on these high tides and winds … thankfully, there are sheeps around.

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Originally posted by saltfisher

inshore has been tough on these high tides and winds … thankfully, there are sheeps around.


duly noted!

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Originally posted by PeaPod

like I said. glory days are behind you. tough year so far. there’s always golf. or fine dining.


I see you’ve embarked on a search for the perfect sandwich in the off topic forum. Good to see you taking sage advice & moving on.

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Originally posted by PeaPod
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Originally posted by PeaPod

like I said. glory days are behind you. tough year so far. there’s always golf. or fine dining.


I see you’ve embarked on a search for the perfect sandwich in the off topic forum. Good to see you taking sage advice & moving on.


Speaking of sammiches…

Fried bologna with Gorgonzola on

White Bread

while wearing a Patagonia Parka.

How’s that AMZN working for ya?

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Originally posted by PeaPod
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Originally posted by PeaPod

like I said. glory days are behind you. tough year so far. there’s always golf. or fine dining.


I see you’ve embarked on a search for the perfect sandwich in the off topic forum. Good to see you taking sage advice & moving on.


I’m gonna go sit in the boat, drink beer, then post another skunked report, just for you buddy…oh and I shaved today too, so there…

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I’m thinking a Bonzo/Peapod cage match on PPV. You can throw food at each other.

“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?