Bullets that...grow plants?

http://www.livescience.com/57461-army-wants-biodegradable-bullets.html

“Honey, I need to go do some yard work I’ll be back tomorrow!”

Win win… Take out some bad dudes and better the environment at the same time. Bad dudes body adds fertilizer to plants… planted.

“If Bruce Jenner can keep his wiener and be called a woman, I can keep my firearms and be considered disarmed.”