Easy transmission fix for Ford, Chevy, and Toyota.

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There is no transmission fix for Dodge. Yes, I know you can work on a Dodge, you just can’t fix them.

However, there is hope. Long ago, Chrysler designed this beauty. I can only assume the Saudis bought the patent because of all the loss of revenue they would suffer since turboencabulators use no petroleum products.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

Saying “I am offended” is telling everyone else that you cannot control your own emotions, and thus you need everyone else to do it for you.

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HA!

I am an engineer and I understood maybe three words.

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Good lawd, I did not understand any of that either.

  • I’d rather be a free man in my grave than living as a puppet or a slave.

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I understand what they are talking about, They are saying take it to someone who knows what they are doing!

Capt. Justin

“A foolish faith in authority is the worst enemy of truth”
Albert Einstein

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Pretty funny, how did you ever find that. I thought it was a comedy routine until I read one of the comments below it:

The whole script is one that appears word for word in a number of other videos. Its purpose is to assess the suitability of the actor in presenting technical material - whether or not they’re comfortable delivering information they would not themselves understand. So this video is just that guy being trained or assessed. The words are not meant to make any measure of sense to anyone at all, it is deliberate nonsense - so anyone here claiming they understand is speaking out of their arse!#65279;

I plan on living forever, so far so good

Egret 167, Etec 130
Wooden Driftboat
Jon Boat & 2 Canoes

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I understood every word! Even some of the ones they didn’t pronounce right:smiley:

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Originally posted by Easy

I understood every word! Even some of the ones they didn’t pronounce right:smiley:

so you understanded the dingle shaft. ? :smiley: that was pretty funny.

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Fred, I even have one that I can show you! :smiley:

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Originally posted by Flyvet

Pretty funny, how did you ever find that. I thought it was a comedy routine until I read one of the comments below it:

The whole script is one that appears word for word in a number of other videos. Its purpose is to assess the suitability of the actor in presenting technical material - whether or not they’re comfortable delivering information they would not themselves understand. So this video is just that guy being trained or assessed. The words are not meant to make any measure of sense to anyone at all, it is deliberate nonsense - so anyone here claiming they understand is speaking out of their arse!#65279;

I plan on living forever, so far so good

Egret 167, Etec 130
Wooden Driftboat
Jon Boat & 2 Canoes

The last half was definitely supposed to be humor. “Too much fuel in the gas line”. Regarding the turboencabulator, it’s a rather legendary inside joke among engineers, so the concept itself was around before the script.

Would make for a GREAT actor testing ground lol. I couldn’t say it with a straight face lol.

Saying “I am offended” is telling everyone else that you cannot control your own emotions, and thus you need everyone else to do it for you.