Ebola Conspiracy

The best Ebola conspiracy theory wins a never before seen trail came picture of a Bigfoot walking his pet black panther in the FM.

*Prize subject to change.

Being real though, I am sure there are some good Ebola conspiracies that everyone wants to share.

Obama brought Ebola over on purpose with the African Summit!!! :smiley:

Dang. I didn’t even think about that. The bar has been set pretty high to beat that one Edisto.

“WVU… Beating conference champions since 2006.”

This will be good. Wait while I get my popcorn.


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Sadly I can’t take credit for that gem:

http://old.charlestonfishing.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=148093

Strangely I don’t see a conspiracy in this. Just the something that is happening. No way the Airlines can test everyone. I spooks me a bit, but Americans in general are a bit more informed than the rag tag jungle villages that this plague is going through.

We have taken away natural selection and survival of the fittest. Got to have some kind of population control.

Hopefully natural selection will take its course with this virus and weed out the idiots. Even better, put a victim of the virus in ISIS territory

Here is Louis Farrakhan’s conspiracy theory…

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Firebrand Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan?s latest racially-charged claim is that Ebola ? the deadly disease ravaging parts of Africa and now diagnosed on American soil ? was designed by white scientists specifically to kill off blacks

Source http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/02/farrakhan-claims-ebola-invented-to-kill-off-blacks/?intcmp=HPBucket

Unreal.

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I am not sure which is more disturbing Farrakahn believing this or that he has over 300,000 followers on Twitter :smiley:

I remember when SARS killed us all…

Bush did it*…

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Originally posted by Cracker Larry

Here is Louis Farrakhan’s conspiracy theory…

quote:
Firebrand Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan?s latest racially-charged claim is that Ebola ? the deadly disease ravaging parts of Africa and now diagnosed on American soil ? was designed by white scientists specifically to kill off blacks

Source http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/02/farrakhan-claims-ebola-invented-to-kill-off-blacks/?intcmp=HPBucket

Unreal.

Capt. Larry Teuton
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Ok… Here’s the conspiracy. Ebola and Aids were first diagnosed close together. [:0]

Ebola, along with AIDS, was geo-engineered for a biological weapon in the '70s by US Army, and Tulane University. After AIDS proved to take too long to quell the population growth, the Illuminati released the Ebola Virus. Don’t believe it?..Take a look at the Georgia Guidestones!

How’s that?..And, just because I’m paranoid, it doesn’t mean that they’re not out to get me!!:wink:

…Politicians aren’t the “Oldest Profession”, but the results are still the same!!!

They’re letting Ebola come to the US so we’ll get serious about finding a cure that can be sent back to Africa.

/not really a conspiracy, but it’s something someone kinda joked about in a different website/forum.


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They’re letting Ebola come to the US so we’ll get serious about finding a cure that can be sent back to Africa.

/not really a conspiracy, but it’s something someone kinda joked about in a different website/forum.


“I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public.”
~my dad

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1 - 1 year old (fishing maniac)
1 - wife (The Warden)

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CURE? …Honestly?..A Cure?

When is the last time that Big Pharma allowed a “CURE”?

…Politicians aren’t the “Oldest Profession”, but the results are still the same!!!

Get ready for your (Ebola/Influenza) Vaccination, and “whatever” comes along with it.

…Politicians aren’t the “Oldest Profession”, but the results are still the same!!!

If only one infects another, then two people affect:

2^10 = 1 thousand
2^20 = 1 million
2^25 = 3 billion

Conspiracy?..Of course not.

…Politicians aren’t the “Oldest Profession”, but the results are still the same!!!

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Originally posted by Cracker Larry

Here is Louis Farrakhan’s conspiracy theory…

quote:
Firebrand Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan?s latest racially-charged claim is that Ebola ? the deadly disease ravaging parts of Africa and now diagnosed on American soil ? was designed by white scientists specifically to kill off blacks

Source http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/02/farrakhan-claims-ebola-invented-to-kill-off-blacks/?intcmp=HPBucket

Unreal.

Capt. Larry Teuton
Cracker Built Custom Boats

“Ships are the nearest things to dreams that hands have ever made.” -Robert N. Rose


Just as unreal:

http://thelibertarianrepublic.com/radio-host-ebola-will-cleanse-atheists-gays-sluts-claims-obama-will-spread-declare-martial-law/#axzz3FMwA4dZL

Gays, Atheists, Abortion, Porn… all will die from the disease, while those with the blood of Jesus will be spared.

Or:

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/christian_leaders_god_is_angry_and_sent_ebola_in_response_to_homosexualism

God Is Angry’ And Sent Ebola In Response To ‘Homosexualism’

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Originally posted by Mixed Nutz

Ebola, along with AIDS, was geo-engineered for a biological weapon in the '70s by US Army, and Tulane University. After AIDS proved to take too long to quell the population growth, the Illuminati released the Ebola Virus. Don’t believe it?..Take a look at the Georgia Guidestones!

How’s that?..And, just because I’m paranoid, it doesn’t mean that they’re not out to get me!!:wink:

…Politicians aren’t the “Oldest Profession”, but the results are still the same!!!


So, they invented something that is even slower???

http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/us/one-clear-chart-shows-how-contagious-ebola-is-compared-to-5-other-major-viruses

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Originally posted by jughed

God Is Angry’ And Sent Ebola In Response To ‘Homosexualism’


No jughead, that’s what Aid’s was invented for. :wink: