Free Drinks............a Joke

“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs
back home. In Glasgow , there’s a wee place called McTavish’s. The
landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks,
he’ll buy the fifth drink.”

“Well, Angus,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London , the Red
Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first
two.”

“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. “Back home in
me favourite pub in Galway , the moment you set foot in the place,
they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like,
actually. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you
upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!”

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

“Did this actually happen to you?”

“Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”

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Originally posted by DFreedom

“As good as this bar is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs
back home. In Glasgow , there’s a wee place called McTavish’s. The
landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks,
he’ll buy the fifth drink.”

“Well, Angus,” said the Englishman, “At my local in London , the Red
Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first
two.”

“Ahhh, dat’s nothin’,” said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. “Back home in
me favourite pub in Galway , the moment you set foot in the place,
they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like,
actually. Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you
upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!”

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

“Did this actually happen to you?”

“Not meself, personally, no,” admitted the Irishman, “but it did happen to me sister quite a few times.”

“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?


Being of Irish descent I find that quit funny. And since I have no sisters even funnier.