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Roping A Deer Story-Very Funny
I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it.

The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.

I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope.

The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it.

After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up – 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me.

I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold. The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation.

I took a step towards it…it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope and then received an education.

The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope.

That deer EXPLODED.

The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity.

A deer – no chance.

That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an id

That sound like one of the Out Door Life story’s by McManus featuring Rancid Crabtree?

Wow , you might be a redneck if you get you’re a&$ kicked by a deer . I would love to meet you in person and shake your hand cuz for you to even try that you gotta be one bad mofo or crazy as heck . Thanks that story made my night

grab the gaff and another cold beer

Crow, I’ve felt your pain. When I was 9 my parents took us to look at a farm to buy. The farmer had a pet deer and told me and my brothers to not go near where it was tied up. We saw some puppies in the barn and went to check them out. Apparently I was in the range for the deer on the rope. She hit me from behind with the boxing move and the pounded the hell out of me when I went down. My dad and the farmer got me away from her as they were laughing their butts off. Pissed off deer are no joke!

Do you have a before and after picture to share? LOL, This is a crazy story. I took notes and will be sure never to try it myself!

Well let me start off with, I wish I had a video of what happened or at least seen what happened. it didn’t happen to me, was a story sent to me by a friend. thought it was funny as H*LL so I thought I would share it. But the dumbest thing I have done was lasso a baby horse, it took me off my feet and across the yard before they hit the ground again, and my family was laughing their arse off.

thats the funniest well written thing I have read in a while!

Chris
Greenville
36 Century
Chasin Tail

That story has been floating around for years, and I laugh until I hurt every time I read it:smiley: Thanks for bringing it back!

Reminds me of an experience I had once with an emu. If you think getting your butt kicked by a deer is humiliating, wait until you go a round or 2 with a 6’ bird [:0]

quote:
That sound like one of the Out Door Life story's by McManus featuring Rancid Crabtree?

Agreed, what a great writer. I’ve got all his books.

Capt. Larry Teuton
Cracker Built Custom Boats

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