I would like to share a personal experience with all of you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before , I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it’s in my garage.</font id=“Arial”></font id=“red”>
I heard(and retold) that joke with a bus instead of a cab!
quote:Originally posted by penfishn
around every bend theres the promise of a treasure that can only be caught and seen in a blink.. and in your minds eye..and sometimes if youre lucky..in a picture..its there for just a minute...then gone..but hopefully once youve seen it it will remain in your heart forever. Theres nothing like the "Smell" and sounds of the creek. Its not just one thing that makes it familiar..its all of it.
What happens is 2 hot 20 year old blondes in wet T shirts with large breast approaches you at the Walmart parking lot and and offers to wash your truck for $5. While they are doing this they press their healthy breast soaked is sudsy water against your windshield. While this is going on another hot blonde opens your back door kisses you a few times on the back of the neck and then steals your wallet.
They are very good at this: They got me on Dec 5th, 6th and twice on the 10th.