Little humor for a cold day

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!

I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him but they kind of taste like peppermint.:smiley:

It is so cold…I saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets…

[:0][:0][:0]:wink::smiley:

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Originally posted by Area 51

It is so cold…I saw a democrat with his hands in his own pockets…


LOL


17’ Henry O Hornet
26’ Palmer Scott

I thought it was going to be a picture Orr you in daisy duke shorts and a tank top standing outside :slight_smile:

miss’n fish’n

212 SEAHUNT CC
Sea Squirt 16

Good one Easy, That was funny.
and Area 51 is this a Democrat?

later catman

The sign should read
“CAUTION”

Aw Man! That’s just a picture of a midget looking up some girls dress:wink:

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Originally posted by Easy

Aw Man! That’s just a picture of a midget looking up some girls dress:wink:


That took me a minute… That’s just funny! I told Dad your joke, he laughed.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslectic Association.

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Originally posted by penfishn around every bend theres the promise of a treasure that can only be caught and seen in a blink.. and in your minds eye..and sometimes if youre lucky..in a picture..its there for just a minute...then gone..but hopefully once youve seen it it will remain in your heart forever. Theres nothing like the "Smell" and sounds of the creek. Its not just one thing that makes it familiar..its all of it.

Have you heard the one about the Dyslexic that walked into a bra:question: