Need some advice

A Letter to the Men’s Helpline:

Letter to the “Mens Help Line”::stuck_out_tongue:
I need some advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it:question:

TOMFOOLERY, Sea Hunt 21ft CC / Yamaha on I.O.P.

Get that looked at ASAP!

Sell it to your closest fishing buddy for 1 dollar quick

Replace her.

Now that’s funny.

that is great. got to pass this on if you dont mind.

  • I’d rather be a free man in my grave than living as a puppet or a slave.

still chuckling jan

Try some JB Weld, it’ll glue anything together - the crack in your motor bracket…or wife!

Hilarious!

We’re stuck between Barack and a hard place. Hide their food stamps under their working boots.

Manta Ray 14’