NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS
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> >> CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
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> >> CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
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> >> BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to
> >> mistake himself for a financial genius.
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> >> BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
> >> allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
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> >> VALUE INVESTING – The art of buying low and selling lower.
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> >> (My favorite)
> >> P/E RATIO – The percentage of investors wetting their pants
> >> as the market keeps crashing.
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> >> BROKER – What my broker has made me.
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> >> STANDARD & POOR – Your life in a nutshell.
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> >> STOCK ANALYST – Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
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> >> STOCK SPLIT – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your
> >> assets equally between themselves.
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> >> FINANCIAL PLANNER – A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
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> >> MARKET CORRECTION – The day after you buy stocks.
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> >> CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears
> >> down the toilet.
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> >> YAHOO – What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker
> >> for $240 per share.
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> >> WINDOWS – What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who
> >> bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
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> >> INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR – Past year investor who’s now locked
> >> up in a nuthouse.
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> >> PROFIT – An archaic word no longer in use.
How true, nicely done:sunglasses:
Three-fourths of the Earth’s surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
GO STEELERS!!!