…but we don’t sink!
Plus, I have a finely trained attack dog who doubles as a search and rescue dog if I do get all bust up.
Face it you can’t win…
all your Bulls Bay are belong to me!
Where is my mind?
Way out in the water, see it swimming…
Didn’t you know that old Aquasports are better than Whalers because Aquasports have less foam and more fiberglass?
So when I bus you up, you will not be able to stop me from turning your motor upside down and then riding to the weigh-in on plane.
But if you do shoot a flare and hit my fuel-water separator, I may still flote too if most of my foam is water-logged. 
I will hook up my auxilary bilge pump and hose to pump water on the fire.
And you better make sure Tide doesn’t like whatever snacks I have on board to distract him from saving team aquashirt.
Luke 8:22-25
“Miss Phin” Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
All our foam has turned to dust (it is a '65), if you ram us we’ll sink down and then pop up somewhere else like Raiden
Also, have been training the dog on the sequence “Sic Balls” followed by “Fetch Snacks” and then “Bring 'Em Here”. It’s a 3 part combo move that will carry the day for Team Aqua Shirt.
It’ll be a massacre
Where is my mind?
Way out in the water, see it swimming…
If anyone has room in their boat, let me know. Got the Stono Club Christmas party that night, but if Stretch can do it…
“Evolution” taking care of the really stupid for millenia!
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What the dill for tomorrow at SCB&G???
Luke 8:22-25
“Miss Phin” Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
I’ll be there!!!
count me in!
Where is my mind?
Way out in the water, see it swimming…
Red Rover Red Rover
Send Phin Right Over
Luke 8:22-25
“Miss Phin” Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
If all goes well I will be there.
I’m keeping my fingers crossed
Haz-r-dous1
keeping the environment clean
Almost enough to eat a plate of nachos already…
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“Miss Phin” Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
me no attend…sick all week…alcohol badddddd idea right now.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”
Lame…
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“Miss Phin” Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
Hang on Stretch I think I feel a tear coming…
Nope:face_with_head_bandage:
I thought you were a tough guy:wink:
Thats not going to be your excuse in the tourny is it!!!
He is sick 'cuz he hasn’t had enough ersters and horseradish I bet.
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“Miss Phin” Aquasport Osprey 170 w/Johnson 90
As a practioner of the medical arts, I can prognosticate without hesitation, that etoh (alcohol to you peasants) cures most ills. Suck it up Stretch. oyshurs and whor…uh.horseradish will cure dang near anything.
Sharkin!..they told me you were dead.
Hope ya get better Stretch.
"With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry ‘Halibut,’ and let slip the frogs of war! "
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Oh yeah, we’ll be there!
"With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry ‘Halibut,’ and let slip the frogs of war! "
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I will be there… the wife will be in tow… it will be epic… trout will die this weekend… who needs penguin feathers?
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they’ll sleep at night.
I hear penguin make great sausage. You gonna see HAPPY FEET?
"With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice
Cry ‘Halibut,’ and let slip the frogs of war! "
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no.
ok, maybe…
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they’ll sleep at night.
Seen plenty of penguins already this year…
and it ain’t over yet.
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they’ll sleep at night.