stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year…why do they have locks on the doors?
when you drop the hose, why does it always land on the handle and spray you?
why do hookers have bad eyesight?
who else has an aol email account?
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that last line was unnecessary, unprovoked, and mean. take it back.
Why isn’t your driveway called a parkway and a parkway called a driveway?
Key West 19’6" CC 115hp Merc
14’ Fast Craft w/ 60hp Merc
I opened this thread against my better judgment. This is no “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handy.
“Apathy is the Glove in Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”.
Why do they call them ATM Machines?..Automatic teller machine machine???
Why do you wipe your butt with your right hand…think about it…you do…
The coining of the term hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia proves that psychiatrists can have a sense of humor.
Semper Fi
18’ Sterling
115 Yamaha
Big Ugly Homemade Blue Push Pole
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Originally posted by PeaPodthat last line was unnecessary, unprovoked, and mean. take it back.
dude, AOL died with the Ninja Turtles and Girls Gone Wild…
oh and why can you not say the word “quixotic” while holding your nose? 
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CrackerLarry uses AOL.
I will not tolerate you besmirching his reputation in this cavalier fashion.
I won’t.
If a ram is goat a goose is a bird and a donkey a a**, why is a ram in the a** called a goose?
War Eagle 115 yamaha 4 stroke
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CrackerLarry uses AOL.I will not tolerate you besmirching his reputation in this cavalier fashion.
I won’t.
</font id=“quote”></blockquote id=“quote”>Thank ya Peapod:smiley: I’ve had that old AOL address since AOL was invented and windows 3.1 was new. It’s free, it works, and more importantly I know how to work it and can remember the password[:I]
Also got a Gmail address, Yahoo address, Windstream address and some others that I can’t remember either.
Needed some new pants the other day, most of mine either stand up by themself with epoxy and paint, or have holes all in them. Told the lady I needed a pair of jeans, 32-33. She brought me 1. I said no, I need a pair of them. She said sir, that is a pair of pants. I said no, that is one pants, I want 2 pants. She said oh, you want 2 pairs of pants? I said no, I don’t want 4 pants, just 2:clown_face: Poor girl was confused.
Capt. Larry Teuton
Cracker Built Custom Boats“Ships are the nearest things to dreams that hands have ever made.” -Robert N. Rose
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Originally posted by Cracker LarryNeeded some new pants the other day, most of mine either stand up by themself with epoxy and paint, or have holes all in them. Told the lady I needed a pair of jeans, 32-33. She brought me 1. I said no, I need a pair of them. She said sir, that is a pair of pants. I said no, that is one pants, I want 2 pants. She said oh, you want 2 pairs of pants? I said no, I don’t want 4 pants, just 2:clown_face: Poor girl was confused.
</font id=“quote”></blockquote id=“quote”>why do aol users confuse singular plurals with plural singulars? I want PeaPod to answer this one, from his Internet Explorer 2 browser…
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Originally posted by Bonzo72oh and why can you not say the word “quixotic” while holding your nose?
</font id=“quote”></blockquote id=“quote”>ok, fess up, how many people actually tried this one?
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don’t say I didn’t warn you. i’m on the phone with penny.
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ok, fess up, how many people actually tried this one?
I can’t even say that word without holding my nose 
You can recognize us old timers by the AOL addresses. Heck, when we stepped up from a 8K dial up modem to a 24K we were in high cotton.
Capt. Larry Teuton
Cracker Built Custom Boats
“Ships are the nearest things to dreams that hands have ever made.” -Robert N. Rose
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Originally posted by PeaPoddon’t say I didn’t warn you. i’m on the phone with penny.
ok, game over, she knows where I live…
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Man, that is worse than “I’m calling your Mother”.
“Apathy is the Glove in Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”.
I’d watch my truck.
