Random thoughts thread

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Originally posted by Easy

Who remembers when you stepped on the gas and your wipers would stop and then go fast as bell when you lifted your foot?


I do. It was on a 1970 Maverick.

Double D.

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Originally posted by CaptFritz

This thread got derailed into a “lets see who can spill the most dumbass” pretty quickly

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Why is bra singular but panties are plural?

Vinman
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If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cares, then why do we have a song about it?

When we rock-a-bye-baby, why the heck would we put him in a tree top?

Why do people go to the Biltmore Estate and pay rich people money to see how rich they are? Does anyone not notice what the plan is?



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why do doctors and lawyers practice…

why is abbreviation such a long word

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If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cares, then why do we have a song about it?

Because his master went away :wink: Had something to do with a pony and a blue tail fly:smiley:

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“Ships are the nearest things to dreams that hands have ever made.” -Robert N. Rose

Why are they called “knockers”?

Every door that I have ever seen has only had ONE notification devise.

By the way…

That is a great knocker. :wink:

I thought you were taking that in a different direction…

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Originally posted by 23Sailfish

I thought you were taking that in a different direction…


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Just a random thought.

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Originally posted by Vinman

Why is bra singular but panties are plural?


winner winner!

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Even EASYily spillsdumbass can follow this one

Why do people on land fish away from the bank while people in boats fish close to land?

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Vinman wins

I never apologize.
I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.

  • Homer J. Simpson

Same difference

Dirt poor and filthy rich.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it’s you.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice???

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.

[b]… and for all those that voted for Obama…

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." [/b</font id=“red”>]

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Originally posted by Vinman

Why is bra singular but panties are plural?


</font id=“quote”></blockquote id=“quote”>Because, owning only one bra (or less) is acceptable. But, if you own only ONE panty… well, do I have to explain it any further? :dizzy_face:

Same holds true for a man’s draws.

I spent much of my youth researching those specific discrepancies. I have no answers.

Or regrets.

Vinman
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90 HP Honda

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Originally posted by iFly
quote:
Originally posted by Vinman

Why is bra singular but panties are plural?


</font id=“quote”></blockquote id=“quote”>Because, owning only one bra (or less) is acceptable. But, if you own only ONE panty… well, do I have to explain it any further? :dizzy_face:

Same holds true for a man’s draws.


Now it is crystal clear!

When you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done

Time flies like a …

never mind


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26’ Palmer Scott

Random thought:

PeaPod…Henley Walker…SparkleBarbie…Who is this guy and what is he hiding?


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Originally posted by Optiker

Random thought:

PeaPod…Henley Walker…SparkleBarbie…Who is this guy and what is he hiding?


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he has a cat too…looks like a mean ole kitty…kills birds and stuff…

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