Here is a picture of the new world record whitetail
buck. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s
sister’s uncle’s best friend’s son-in-law’s neice’s
hairdresser’s neighbor’s ex-boyfriend’s oldest nephew.
Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by Boone & Crockett standard
and was shot in West Texas on a really windy day at
a temp of 85 degrees, downhill, around a curve at just
over 1000 yards with a .22 caliber rifle, that was salvaged
from a shipment on its way to Mexico.
Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land
Rovers, and six Jehovah’s Witnesses in the last two weeks
alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when
it was shot. It has also been confirmed that the buck had
been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power
plant.
All this has been checked and confirmed by my friends at
Snopes.