I’ve had the worst day ever with that stuff today. Got up with big plans, needed to cut up some tree limbs and scrubs that fell down over the winter around the yard and driveways, needed to cut the grass for the first time this spring, wanted to pressure wash the boat, truck and a few things around the house.
Wife said she’d cut the grass if I got the mower ready. Battery dead… put it on charger and moved to chain saw. It’s a good Stihl farm saw, only 2 years old. Drained the old gas, put in new, no crank. Cleaned plug, adjusted carb, drained nasty gas out of bowl, pulled the SOB 200 times until I had blisters on my fingers, no crank. Dangitman, didn’t really need to cut all those tree limbs anyway. Carb is clogged and I can’t fix it. Got to go to the shop.
Back to mower. Battery charged, fired her up and got the biggest cloud of white smoke I’ve ever seen. Mower won’t run more than 5 seconds. Drained fuel, drained filter, took off carb bowl and poured out something that used to be gasoline last year, not sure what it is now but you can’t light it with a match. Killed battery again trying to get it to run. Back on charger.
Pulled out the pressure washer. New last fall, only used it twice. No crank. Drained fuel, drained carb bowl, smelled just like the funk in the mower. Filled it with fresh, pulled that dang cord 200 times, no crank. Put it by the chainsaw to go to the shop.
In the meantime while waiting on me and my master mechanical skills, Mrs Cracker decides to vacuum the pool while I’m working on the @#$%@ mower again, she then tells me the pool vacuum isn’t working. Great. So I go and unclog the hose, clear an airlock and backwash the sand filter and get her going again, then back to the mower. So far I’m 1 for 4.
Took the carb off the mower, cleaned it as well as I could, put it back together and it actually ran
Got her tuned up pretty good and ready to cut, but by now the wife was out of patience and not in a grass cutting mood anymore.
So then I mowed 3 acres of yard and drivew