…you have to let it go.
Good gracious! I don’t think she even wiped! Maybe it was one of those situations that it was either drop your draws or crap your pants!
But after reading that a few other drivers threw packages at the house, could be a case of someone ticked at the owner? Either way, she should have wiped her butt! You never know where a camera may be!
I don’t think she had to go all that bad; it took her quite a while to “deliver the package”. If I had to go so bad that I’d be willing to poop in the street, it would only take about 3 seconds after I dropped trou.
Pro tip: It’s always a good idea to keep some fast-food napkins or tissues in the glove box.
“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” - C.S. Lewis
quote:
Originally posted by SurfFishLife Pro tip: It's always a good idea to keep some fast-food napkins or tissues in the glove box.“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.” - C.S. Lewis
Nonsense!! I keep a roll of Charmin Ultra in the truck at all times. 
“…be a man and PM me.”
7cs, I think that the saying is, (prairie dogging)