The Shortest Books of All Time.

The Shortest Books of All Time



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman


THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore and John Kerry


GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart


HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O’Donnell


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson


THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK AND DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy


MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson


My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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“I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public.”
~my dad

Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 19 year old (boy of leisure)
1 - 1 year old (fishing maniac)
1 - wife (The Warden)

ECFC

so short not enough to waste ink on.

I believe they were originally in Braille but after lack of demand they might be in print or not.