Since truth or accuracy is no longer necessary or even expected, I will file my report from yesterday.
Layed some sod in the yard and got done about 1pm. Saw that it was super calm out so I figured I’d head out. Since I was drunk and by myself, I figured I’d take the little boat since it burns less fuel. Put in the numbers for the commanche and put the throttle down and ran out at 47 mph. I passed out near the 10 fathom line and when I woke up I was at the Bubble Rock. Figured I’d fish while I was there. Ended up with 17 Mahi with a 65 lb gaffer and a few average 40 lb fish and some slinger 30 lbers. I forgot ice, so I just kinda put them on the deck and figured they would be ok. After trolling a few hours, I checked my gas tank and saw it was at a 1/4, but then, a sailfish bit my short rigger ( woodedn brush handle)…after a fun fight, I got it in the boat and proceeded to beat the life out of it and stabbed it with its own broken bill. Once it calmed down, I released it unharmed. Now, I was down to an 8th of a tank. I figured, if I ran out of gas, I could call one of those boattowing services as I hear they work cheap. I stayed a wake for most of the ride in and it helped as I went a lot straighter and hit the Stono as I ran out of fuel. Big thanks to the boat P-Magnut for the tow to the landing.
When I got home I was too drunk to clean fish, so they are still in the boat. Headed out now to clean them. Anyone want some mahi fillets?
This man speaks the truth. Wrongfully guestimating a fish size on the net is a concern of national security. Cracker when I am prez you will be my “czar of truth in internet fishing reporting”. I have you my eye on you and you are a rising star my friend. Although I have to call bs on you catching a sailfish.
This man speaks the truth. Wrongfully guestimating a fish size on the net is a concern of national security. Cracker when I am prez you will be my “czar of truth in internet fishing reporting”. I have you my eye on you and you are a rising star my friend. Although I have to call bs on you catching a sailfish.
The truth is no longer expected or even desired there Cappy. There will be no need for this spot in your cabinet. The truth is out there…just not here…
we are still laughing…so…how many beer did you say you had while laying that sod??? last time I drank a few while doing yard work I decided to put a kayak in the pool and wrote about my “great adventure”
Since truth or accuracy is no longer necessary or even expected, I will file my report from yesterday.
Layed some sod in the yard and got done about 1pm. Saw that it was super calm out so I figured I’d head out. Since I was drunk and by myself, I figured I’d take the little boat since it burns less fuel. Put in the numbers for the commanche and put the throttle down and ran out at 47 mph. I passed out near the 10 fathom line and when I woke up I was at the Bubble Rock. Figured I’d fish while I was there. Ended up with 17 Mahi with a 65 lb gaffer and a few average 40 lb fish and some slinger 30 lbers. I forgot ice, so I just kinda put them on the deck and figured they would be ok. After trolling a few hours, I checked my gas tank and saw it was at a 1/4, but then, a sailfish bit my short rigger ( woodedn brush handle)…after a fun fight, I got it in the boat and proceeded to beat the life out of it and stabbed it with its own broken bill. Once it calmed down, I released it unharmed. Now, I was down to an 8th of a tank. I figured, if I ran out of gas, I could call one of those boattowing services as I hear they work cheap. I stayed a wake for most of the ride in and it helped as I went a lot straighter and hit the Stono as I ran out of fuel. Big thanks to the boat P-Magnut for the tow to the landing.
When I got home I was too drunk to clean fish, so they are still in the boat. Headed out now to clean them. Anyone want some mahi fillets?
You are to cool, you find one guy lost offshore and you are a hero. I respect you for that ( for real),but now that you tought everyone on chs fishing how to catch fish why do you think you are the man? Please post an acutal report or go to your ga bulldog websight and brag about being an ex player.
