What the *=%#!!!!!!

Can somebody please tell me :
What the Hell I can Fish For:
When I can Fish
What I can Catch
How much Gas I can Burn
Who I can Fish with
What I can eat
What kind of boat I can fish in
How many curse words I can use
How many baits can I take
What kind of baits

This Suck@@@@!!! Plain and Simple!
Limits on Black Sea Bass - when is this Crap going to end!!!

Think maybe the Feds will help me pay my $100K boat loan sine I can’t use it??
Pissed and not ashamed to say it@@

setting the boat on fire seems like a better option everyday…

On a serious note,has anyone heard of someone getting busted yet?

Would it be a misdemeanor or felony charge?

Have they even organized a penalty system or is that going to be made up as we go along too(just like all the other rules)…

just asking…

What the Hell I can Fish For:
When I can Fish
What I can Catch
How much Gas I can Burn
Who I can Fish with
What I can eat
What kind of boat I can fish in
How many curse words I can use
How many baits can I take
What kind of baits

In order asked:

Not much.
Not very often.
None, only electric motors allowed.
Only those with the correct license, permit, and permissions.
Only that which is good for you (by gub’mint definition).
One that which meets all state, federal, UN, USCG, and California regs.
As many as you want, as long as they don’t pertain to race, religion, resident status, gender, sexual orientation, or the President.
As many biodegradable lures as you think you can afford.
Only artificial lures, barbless, single hook, certified environmentally safe by USCG, DNR, USFWL, NOAA, EPA, DHS, HHS, UN, WHO, and UNICEF.

:face_with_head_bandage:


Just an Old Cracker … With a Gun!

UNICEF?

Bastiages.


“I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public.”
~my dad

Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 15 year old
1 - 11 year old
1 - wife (The Warden)

ECFC

Sir you have it all wrong

you can FISH all you want…You just cant catch anything

Woodfloats?

Sir you have it all wrong
you can FISH all you want…You just cant catch anything

FINALLY - BSB98 has figured it out!! The reason we buy Fishing License instead of Catching License! It has been a conspiracy from the start.

And Gut Wrench - haven’t heard of anything but I have been trying to find the latest rules and regulations and can’t find a thing! All jokes aside this really is ridiculous - all the problems in the world and the best our government can do is regulate a fishery that may or may not be in trouble!! Remember when the current Government promised CHANGE – We got it - and all we have left is CHANGE!

I’ve got an idea - lets all load our fuel tanks with 10% Ethanol fuel that last at best 60 days and then when it goes bad we can help the economy by hiring a mechanic to rebuild carbs and pump the bad fuel out! Since we can’t fish at least our boats won’t we sitting idle! :slight_smile:

2006 36 Contender Fisharound
Betcha’ I can make it go faster!
Are we there yet?

And by the way Reelly Old - Funny as H3ll!! :smiley: I needed the laugh - Thanks!

2006 36 Contender Fisharound
Betcha’ I can make it go faster!
Are we there yet?

go to the Bahamas.

with that rig of yours,I don’t know why you are here.it only takes a little fuel for you to zip over.

a good bite is on down there now.

Can you fish for swords in greater than 240 with anything other than surface bait?


Set the trap boys, we going to pass through them again!!

All these rules will do it force people to cheat, lie, and find ways around the system. They will never stop everyone from fishing no matter the laws. We talk all day about ridiculous laws but the truth is know one is around to enforce them.

I think you get my point…

quote:
Originally posted by Fishman 77

All these rules will do it force people to cheat, lie, and find ways around the system. They will never stop everyone from fishing no matter the laws. We talk all day about ridiculous laws but the truth is know one is around to enforce them.

I think you get my point…


Don’t buy into that. Someone will be the example made for all of us. Would you like to have 5 limits of BSB on your boat and get pulled over by DNR? How many would want to take that chance? Not me.

“Sometimes I think it’s a shame, when I start feelin better when I’m feelin no pain…”.

GW 205
F200 Yam

Stupid is as stupid does

There is a difference in being blatantly obvious and still getting what you want.

Fishman - think I will have to play by the rules!! Not Happy, but really can’t afford getting caught!

2006 36 Contender Fisharound
Betcha’ I can make it go faster!
Are we there yet?

Take a kid fishing. Thats another daily limit of whatever you’re catching. It finally occurred to me why my Dad and Uncle used to take all the kids crappie fishing. After an hour or so we would crawl up under the front of the boat on the life jackets and go to sleep while they kept catching fish.

I’d rather fish than eat.

A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

In God We Trust