What to do about that nagging wife?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3785011/Prankster-husband-puts-spouse-sale-eBay-nagged-him.html

‘For sale one wife. Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her’: Prankster husband puts his spouse up for sale on eBay because she ‘nagged him for feeling ill’
•Father-of-two Simon O’Kane put his wife, Leandra, up for sale as a joke
•He gave a detailed description likening her to a second-hand vehicle
•The advert attracted bids of £65,000 as well as some amusing responses
•Mrs O’Kane is the butt of many jokes but has her ways of getting revenge

By Paddy Dinham For Mailonline

Published: 04:08 EST, 12 September 2016 | Updated: 08:29 EST, 12 September 2016

Prankster Simon O’Kane (left) put his wife Leandra (right) up for sale on eBay

A husband prankster took objectifying women to the next level when he put his wife up for sale on eBay like a second-hand car - but was stunned when bids topped the average price of a Jaguar.

Father-of-two Simon O’Kane posted a picture of long-suffering Leandra alongside a tongue-in-cheek ad detailing his reasons for selling her and the pros and cons of the ‘purchase’.

These included her ‘decent bodywork and skills in the kitchen’ and describing her as ‘not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her.’

Motorbike enthusiast Mr O’Kane, from Wakefield, Yorkshire, put his wife up for sale at around 10pm on Wednesday after claiming she was unsympathetic when he moaned about feeling unwell.

The 33-year-old was stunned when bids hit £65,880 within two days - though she ‘wanted to kill him’ when she discovered the next day that she was ‘for sale’.

Mr O’Kane, a telecom engineer and proud owner of a Triumph Daytona 650, said: 'I came in after work feeling a bit tired and unwell - my was wife dong the usual concerned bit but sa

I picture this guy having deep regrets like Woody Harrelson on “Indecent Proposal”…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kA0MydxWUo

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Originally posted by skinneej

I picture this guy having deep regrets like Woody Harrelson on “Indecent Proposal”…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kA0MydxWUo


That was pretty deep. I got a little sick to my stomach for him.

It was sad watching him chase after the helicopter…

I didn’t read all of that, but I’m sending mine to Greece for 3 weeks, and she leaves this Thursday. Sure will be quiet and peaceful around here for a while :smiley:

Capt. Larry Teuton
Swamp Worshiper

Pretty funny. Not a bad price for a “used” wife.

“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?

I think you could probably get two Russian bridges for the price of this one…just sayin.

Once I was in bed asleep with my first ex wife. There was a noise in the house. she asked if I locked the door - I said “don’t remember” She said ’ What if its a rapist" I said - “one look at you and he will try next door” It was an un-contested divorce - I sent her new man a thank you note!

Speaking of used…
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ff6806e133/new-used

why would I want two russian bridges?

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why would I want two russian bridges?

Why to cross over a rushing river of course.

“Apathy is the Glove into Which Evil Slips It’s Hand”, but really, who cares?

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Originally posted by PeaPod

why would I want two russian bridges?


Because then you could invite Kebda380 to come fish off of your russian bridges with you to make him a international fisherman!!


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Well played.