Whats the Protocol for borrowing a Kayak?

I thought this would be a good soucre of differing opinions.Just wanted to know what the kayaking guys think.

Whats the protocol for borrowing a kayak?

Since its not a boat with a motor, do you just give it a little rinse off, leaving pluff mud all over everything, including the cajun anchor, life jacket, and paddle.

Also, do you drag a borrowed kayak across the asphalt to the water, or should you pick it up?

If this has happened 2 times, how do I tell my buddy that he has worn out his welcome to the kayak? Do I just be blunt about it, or do I explain to him like a teenager, that this is how you take care of a kayak, and this is what you do to clean it EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO BORROW IT?

It seems grown men would know how to take care of borrowed things and appricate it.

What do yall think? Thanks

Keywest 2220 Suzuki 225 4 stroke
16’ homemade skiff 25 merc
The fish you caught taste better than the fish you bought!!

One time shame on him, two times shame on you. Be blunt about it.

thanks, I put this in the wrong section. In the kayaking section now!!!

Keywest 2220 Suzuki 225 4 stroke
16’ homemade skiff 25 merc
The fish you caught taste better than the fish you bought!!