When geese attack

Saltwater Kayak Fishing
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Not too long ago someone was asking how people usually flip their yaks. You just never know…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cV4FCwtTEo

“Every man has to believe in something. I believe I’ll go fishing.” -Thoreau

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I dived Paradise Springs many years ago and the land owner had this goose that would attack you. Best way to stop the attacks was to grab the goose by it’s neck and pick up the goose (his body in your arms) and hold the goose in your arms.

The goose would drop his head in submission and stop attacking you and would move to the next victim. It stopped the goose from hurting you and himself.

We were all skeptical until we all had to catch and hold the goose into submission, then we were good to walk around the yard.

So if you are ever attacked by a goose, you know what to do.

“I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public.”
~my dad

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That was funny, or not funny, not sure which :slight_smile:

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Def funny. there used to be geese down at Buzzards roost marina that sorta guarded the pier. you just had to push through and they would eventually back down.

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You’ve got to know what to do when geese attack. Check out the Mo’ Bass Goose Defense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gCFYwX5J8

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Originally posted by Too Busy

You’ve got to know what to do when geese attack. Check out the Mo’ Bass Goose Defense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gCFYwX5J8

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Now THAT is hilarious!

“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”
George Orwell

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I’ve been pecked & bit by a goose - it hurts! Those wing-beats hit hard too…

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haha Mo’ Bass layin it down! I feel much better prepared.

Those things are a nuisance through and through. Honking, agressive pooping machines. I have a dog that I need to start renting out to golf courses and parks - he loooves eating goose crap. Anyone interested? $50 an hour.

“Every man has to believe in something. I believe I’ll go fishing.” -Thoreau