When you have an "I hate my job" day...

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When you have an “I hate my job” day…
Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains & disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into comfortable clothing & sit in your favorite chair. Open the package & remove the thermometer. Then, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box & read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
“Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested & then sanitized.”
Now, close your eyes & repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.”…

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dammit…just dammit!!!

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Daaaayyyyuuummm!!!

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I’m going to buy a thermometer just to see! You just gave me my laugh for the day. Thank you!

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that is great.

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Great Point

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