Will pay for gas to avoid this situation...

LMFAO!!!

" Dropped “waterproof” cell phone in water just to discover that it is waterproof but does not float"
" Fell off Bohicket dock, lost Costas and class ring.

"Pealed new “Salt Life” sticker off of truck "

Our tradition is that of the first man who sneaked away to the creek when the tribe did not really need fish.

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Originally posted by smabell

Reminds me of those Direct TV commercials.

“Don’t wind up in a roadside ditch”

“Don’t sell your hair to a wig shop”

“Don’t have a grandson with a dog collar”


…and those animated youtube videos:

“I want to catch the mahi-mahi”.

Look on the bright side, Terry. Your next trip can only get better!..

I’m glad all of you enjoyed that post. I think I should let you guys know that this hasn’t happened YET. My friend and I were going back and forth about what is going to happen this weekend when we go out. I figured I would copy and paste the email conversation we had for you guys. All of that has happened before during different trips except for the DUI’s thank God.

That’s some good stuff , you couldn’t make that up if you tried

05’31 contender
08’twin 300 v-rods
“Redemption”

sounds like i would fit right in with that group, next time you are going out let me know, would love to pack a cooler

17.5 grady cc 115 yam

I can’t = I am unwilling to try

working on mysteries without any clues

great one
makes me miss 2 standout post on here

the guy who went fishing with a quiet co worker, who proceeded to drink screwdrivers all morning, strip, and run the boat up the landing in combat boots

and

the long shark fishing post where the poster learned from a pro that used one bait, fought the fish all night, then released and went to work

a funny and just a good story

wouldnt mind reading them again