My buddy and I corresponding about our fishing trip this weekend:
4:30 wake up
5:00 Kurt and I will load the truck
5:15 Kurt and I will head to your house
5:30 Kurt will be crammed in the back of your truck while we laugh and head to Haddrells Bait and Tackle
6:00 We will forget that they don’t open until 6:30
6:15 I’ll as the sandwich woman to the right to make us 3 sandwiches that i will offer to buy, along with 3 red bulls and 3 waters for the cooler. TOTAL COST $41
6:30 Walk into Haddrell’s laughing. Ask the guy stupid questions about fishing that we won’t even be doing. “Haha, how’s the Mahi bite? Oh yeah, how about the 'Kings? hahaha” Then we will buy 3 dozen Muds and 3 dozen shrimp. TOTAL COST $22
6:50 Put the boat in the water
7:00 Pass Reds and talk to Kurt about how much fun it is. He will want to go. We will go later
8:00 Get in location at some reef
8:05 Drop lines
8:06 BSB
8:07 BSB
8:08 BSB
8:09 BSB
8:09 BSB
8:10 BSB
8:10 BSB
8:11 BSB
8:12 BSB
8:13 BSB
8:15 Be tired of catching BSB and wish that Reds was open
8:16 Laugh
8:17 BSB
8:18 BSB
8:19 Catch Atlantic Sharp that tangles all four lines
9:22 Lines back in water
9:23 BSB
9:24 BSB
9:25 BSB
9:26 BSB
9:27 Run out of bait and talk about Reds
9:58 Run out of beer and talk about going to Reds
10:00 Overlooked one mud minnow in live well and decide to “hook up” one more time
10:01 BSB
10:12 Decide it’s time to pull the anchor
11:30 Finally get the stupid anchor off the reef with 4 bent tines
11:35 Head towards Reds
12:11 Enter Shem Creek, place rods in t-top rocket launchers because it looks cool, blast “Fly Over States” by Jason Aldean
12:17 Dock at Reds, Dock Guy tells co-worker “GD not these guys again”
12:23 Order Mahi tacos, because can’t catch our own Mahi
12:30-1:15 Talk about all the hotties there but not do anything
1:15-2:05 Talk about how next weekend we are going 35 miles offshore and we are going to order all the equipment we need tonight
2:06- Ask Kurt if he’s having a goo
