Anti-Terrorist and Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Website: www.fbi.gov
We, office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) hereby write to inform you that we caught a diplomatic lady called Mrs. Vernon Wallace at (John F Kennedy International Airport) here in New York with consignment box filed with united state dollars.
Meanwhile, base on our interview to the diplomat she said that the consignment box belongs to you, that she was sent to deliver the consignment box to your doorstep not knowing that the content of the box is money. The diplomat also said that her first transit in the state was at Cincinnati Northern Kentucky International Airport Ohio.
Now, the diplomat is under detention in our office (FBI) security, and we cannot release her until we carry out our proper investigation on how this huge amount of money managed to be yours before we will release her with the box. So, in this regards you are to reassure and prove to us that the money you are about to receive is legal by sending us the Award Ownership Certificate showing that the money is not illegal.
Note, that the Award Ownership Certificate must to be secured from the office of the senate president in Nigeria, because that is the only office that will issue you the original Award Ownership Certificate of this funds since it has been confirmed that the fund was originated from Nigeria.
You are advised to forward immediately the Award Ownership Certificate if you have it with you, but if you did not have it we will urge you to contact Nigeria senate president bellow this message to help you secure the Award Ownership Certificate if at all you did not have it.
Anybody get those calls from they guys saying it is a problem with your computer. I normally f with them pretty good. Guy called today and a copied his accent, told him to ^&()~! himself and he played along nicely, told me to go ^&()~! my mother. Love it!
They give me 3 days to submit the certificate, gotta do it or end up being charged for money laundering. Don’t want to miss out on maybe catching a few dorados, or is it mahi?..I’m a little stressed right now. Maybe tying up a few white braid leaders will help put things into perspective!
CF has a good bit of humor going on any given day.
They give me 3 days to submit the certificate, gotta do it or end up being charged for money laundering. Don’t want to miss out on maybe catching a few dorados, or is it mahi?..I’m a little stressed right now. Maybe tying up a few white braid leaders will help put things into perspective!
CF has a good bit of humor going on any given day.
For stress relief, may I suggest a couple of mole sandwiches on white bread...while tying white bread leaders in a pair of freshly ironed white socks...or not.
DG, how do you expect me to afford my rock and roll lifestyle if y’all keep cashing in on my Nigerian scam connections? boat’s looking good by the way…my invite must have gone to my Venezuelian bubbler address…
