This one may bring a little tear to your eyes ?
> Only a golfer would understand this story of a GOLFER AT THE DENTIST.
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> A man and his wife walked into a dentists office. The man said to the dentist, “Doc, Im in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I dont have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already? I dont have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
> The dentist thought to himself? “My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.”
> So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it sir?”
> The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth Honey, and show him!”
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