Lost bean bag and offshore report

My bean bag flew out the boat today when we were trying to out run the storm. Its a white one with “sex” written on the the label. Long shot but if anyone finds it please call me at 9124419016. Fresh fish will be reward.
We tried to go to the deli but rough seas kept us at the snapper banks. Caught about 40 keeper beeliners triggers and seabass. Threw back 5 endangered red snapper. Fun day.

There’s got to be a good story with that one… Did you mix up your beanbags in the dark before going fishing?

The beanbag you left at home… Does it say “boat” on it?

No story other than its the first three letters of my last name and the label was too small to fit the entire name. Happy 4th to everyone!