When my wife is in the shower...

I flush the toilet 3 times in a row…

just to get close to even…

I just dump a tea pitcher full of cold water over the shower door. Just make sure to lock the door when you take a shower.

If it fly’s, floats, or, friggs, rent it!

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Originally posted by chickenhawk 26

I just dump a tea pitcher full of cold water over the shower door. Just make sure to lock the door when you take a shower.

If it fly’s, floats, or, friggs, rent it!


This! I won’t ever do it again, though…:face_with_head_bandage:

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DF140 Suzuki

Give her a hug with the shower curtain! They love that cold vinyl… careful you dont get punched in the face back through the curtain

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I don’t mess with her :face_with_head_bandage::face_with_head_bandage:

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Swamp Worshiper

shower curtain punches are like farts underwater, they are sneaky deadly…

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quote:
Originally posted by chickenhawk 26

I just dump a tea pitcher full of cold water over the shower door. Just make sure to lock the door when you take a shower.

If it fly’s, floats, or, friggs, rent it!


Do NOT put ice in the pitcher. TRUST ME!!! REALLY makes them mad like a hornet!!!

Best one ever is a bouillon cube in the shower head…

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat

I sneak into the bathroom real quite like, then reach in the shower and turn the water to cold. Then wait! 3…2…1…AHHHHHHHH!!! I get her at least once a month.


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Originally posted by leadenwahboy

Best one ever is a bouillon cube in the shower head…

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat


You have a death wish...

You guys ever leave your wife an “upper decker” in her bathroom? I have not personally done this, but with the way this thread is going I figure that maybe there is at least one…

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Originally posted by skinneej

You guys ever leave your wife an “upper decker” in her bathroom? I have not personally done this, but with the way this thread is going I figure that maybe there is at least one…


Don’t know, and don’t think I want to know…

15’ Ocean Kayak Scupper Pro

What is wrong with all you people?

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Originally posted by xman
quote:
Originally posted by skinneej

You guys ever leave your wife an “upper decker” in her bathroom? I have not personally done this, but with the way this thread is going I figure that maybe there is at least one…


Don’t know, and don’t think I want to know…

15’ Ocean Kayak Scupper Pro


It’s not as bad as it sounds. Just take your dump in the TANK instead of the bowl. Wait for her to flush and listen for the horror.

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat

quote:
Originally posted by skinneej
quote:
Originally posted by leadenwahboy

Best one ever is a bouillon cube in the shower head…

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat


You have a death wish...

I’ve yet to have the gumption to do it to current wife. Got an old girlfriend good one time.

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat

Pfffft…what a bunch of grade school replies.I don’t play games,I get in the shower with her and have a grand time.

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Originally posted by poke salad

Pfffft…what a bunch of grade school replies.I don’t play games,I get in the shower with her and have a grand time.


Why so serious???


First, Most, Biggest

quote:
Originally posted by leadenwahboy
quote:
Originally posted by xman
quote:
Originally posted by skinneej

You guys ever leave your wife an “upper decker” in her bathroom? I have not personally done this, but with the way this thread is going I figure that maybe there is at least one…


Don’t know, and don’t think I want to know…

15’ Ocean Kayak Scupper Pro


It’s not as bad as it sounds. Just take your dump in the TANK instead of the bowl. Wait for her to flush and listen for the horror.

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat


who cleaned up your upper decker?

-wishes Macdaddy would come home

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Originally posted by PeaPod
quote:
Originally posted by leadenwahboy
quote:
Originally posted by xman
quote:
Originally posted by skinneej

You guys ever leave your wife an “upper decker” in her bathroom? I have not personally done this, but with the way this thread is going I figure that maybe there is at least one…


Don’t know, and don’t think I want to know…

15’ Ocean Kayak Scupper Pro


It’s not as bad as it sounds. Just take your dump in the TANK instead of the bowl. Wait for her to flush and listen for the horror.

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat


who cleaned up your upper decker?


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and how, exactly, did you manage to poop in the tank? that’s skinneej kinda height restrictions right there…

The Morris Island Lighthouse www.savethelight.org

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Originally posted by PeaPod
quote:
Originally posted by leadenwahboy
quote:
Originally posted by xman
quote:
Originally posted by skinneej

You guys ever leave your wife an “upper decker” in her bathroom? I have not personally done this, but with the way this thread is going I figure that maybe there is at least one…


Don’t know, and don’t think I want to know…

15’ Ocean Kayak Scupper Pro


It’s not as bad as it sounds. Just take your dump in the TANK instead of the bowl. Wait for her to flush and listen for the horror.

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat


who cleaned up your upper decker?

-wishes Macdaddy would come home


Haven’t done it…for that very reason.

Wadmalaw native
16’ Bentz-Craft Flats Boat