Lars, I’m going to pinch you for that. You fish killer!!! I’m very upset with your actions. YOU BRUTE!! You only killed 2 packs of camels, and a 12 pack. You also ate PORK! The hindo’s are going to be mad too. Also Lars is not 15 or 17. If you have ever met him, that head on him has wore out 2 bodys.
FYI… Hindo is a place in Norway. Hindu’s are a very large religious group in the area of the Sub Continent known as India. They don’t like to kill cows because they think they carry the souls of their relatives or something like that…
The Jews and the followers of Islam have the pork issues…
how did yall go from talkiing about releasin’ sails to ropin’ a deer:question:
Cat Sass
32’ Hydrocat with Yanmars
“Eat… Sleep… Fish…”
Read the story above a few posts ago from Upgrady. The beauty about this whole thing is man was put on earth to survive and kill things to eat it. So roping a deer that is swimming to save it or releasing a sailfish the proper way is all great. I should have just dried out both of them and ate um up, because that’s what man is to do to survive.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. FISH 24/7------------ 25 Grady w/ a couple of Gas Guzzling 175 Johnsons “O-SEA-D” the old “Havanadaydream”
FYI… Hindo is a place in Norway. Hindu’s are a very large religious group in the area of the Sub Continent known as India. They don’t like to kill cows because they think they carry the souls of their relatives or something like that…
how did yall go from talkiing about releasin’ sails to ropin’ a deer:question:
Cat Sass
32’ Hydrocat with Yanmars
“Eat… Sleep… Fish…”
Read the story above a few posts ago from Upgrady. The beauty about this whole thing is man was put on earth to survive and kill things to eat it. So roping a deer that is swimming to save it or releasing a sailfish the proper way is all great. I should have just dried out both of them and ate um up, because that’s what man is to do to survive.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. FISH 24/7------------ 25 Grady w/ a couple of Gas Guzzling 175 Johnsons “O-SEA-D” the old “Havanadaydream”
Where did you go to school? I feel like I am pissing away my tax dollars…
As cool as fate can be… this little story fell into my lap about 5 minutes ago via an e-mail from my Father-in-law… wonder what all of you peeps might think about this one?!?
Pictures were included, but I didn’t feel like monkeying with the files to link them to the thread…
Subject: Deer Fishing —who would’ve thought
Rob Deer Fishing
Last Saturday morning, my buddy Bo Warren and I were trolling for stripers in the Chesapeake Bay . We were 1 Ã'½ miles offshore in about 80 feet of water contemplating why the fish weren't biting. We looked back to check our gear and saw something odd in the water. Was it a seal??
Can't be, we don't have seals around here. On closer look, it turned out to be a buck deer that was WAY off course. He was desperate and barely staying afloat. I've seen deer swim a river or bayou before.
When you see that, the first thing you notice is that they are powerful swimmers.
Their head and shoulders are out of the water and they make surprisingly good headway. This critter was just keeping his nose up and looked like he’d been swimming all night long. In fact, he was so worn out that he swam toward the boat probably thinking it looked enough like land to him. When he got closer though, he wasn’t sure what to make of the two dudes on board, and backed off. So, since the fish weren’t biting, we thought we’d give this buck a hand. Turns out Bo grew up around cows and was really handy with a bowline.He lassoed the deer on the first shot!
Bo grabbed his neck, I grabbed the flank, and we barreled over backwards into the boat. Before I knew it,Bo was on top of him and had him tied up just like a calf. We hit the gas and ran him to the closest beach - Kent Point . I beached the boat and we carefully unloaded the deer onto the sand.
The whole time we kept thinking he was goi
i am in debt to a bunch of googans on this site for quality entertainment during jury duty today. the number one highlight would be havanna’s jumping fish theory (and the mora-mora thing added to the enjoyment). scoutin’s
quote:When we got back to the docks everyone was dressed in black and a few words were said as we cut him up for crab bait as with all bills they taste like s&%t unless smoked.</font id=“quote”></blockquote id=“quote”> was pretty decent too - guess you must have misquoted one of your favorite magazazines there. fyi - as a category, we release “billfish” to conserve them, not b/c they aren’t tasty. haven’t tried sailfish, which i have heard is poor quality, haven’t nibbled on a white either, but i’ve heard they are choice morsels. spearfish and blues, eat pretty well fresh. swords…
I think what Upgrady is saying is that all you folks condoning taking an out of the water picture of a fish and then releasing are Bill Clinton Masturbaiting, wacko, liberal, etc. You are just as guilty as anyone else for burning fossil fuel and destroying the waters and fishery as some one who takes an out of the water photo. With that being restated so a 4 year old can understand, I have to commend Upgrady for his precision and tact. O-Sea-D over and out.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. FISH 24/7------------ 25 Grady w/ a couple of Gas Guzzling 175 Johnsons “O-SEA-D” the old “Havanadaydream”
All heil Slick Willy!! Havana you dont have to be an imposter and create a new account name just so you can spew your typical liberal stereoptyical attacks–we know who you are. just try and put down your thoughts in a way that you accomplish actual communication skills
p.s. conservation has nothing to do with tax & spend but if you feel like your losing an argument might as well play that liberal card. it’s so easy and makes you look so tough to go along with the crowd
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And I have killed many a buck when a pack of dogs pushed him into a pond or river. The buckshot always blows off their horns that way though and I have to strip down and swim out there and get him, so let any trophies get halfway out on the riverbank before you put your load of OO’s in him. That’s a pro tip*.
Here ya go. I’d have kept it and raised it as my own. I’ve seen 'em swimming across the cooper going to drum island before. Deer are ■■■■ fine swimmers.
Here ya go. I’d have kept it and raised it as my own. I’ve seen 'em swimming across the cooper going to drum island before. Deer are ■■■■ fine swimmers.
Give us some details.Water temp.,color of lehi,depth,overcast or clear,weight,trolling speed:did everyone on board have a license?WTFB or SMF? Any Budlights or Camels consumed? how many pounds of smoked butt meat and dozens of chocolate donuts?Any sun bathers?
As cool as fate can be… this little story fell into my lap about 5 minutes ago via an e-mail from my Father-in-law… wonder what all of you peeps might think about this one?!?
Pictures were included, but I didn’t feel like monkeying with the files to link them to the thread…
Subject: Deer Fishing —who would’ve thought
Rob Deer Fishing
Last Saturday morning, my buddy Bo Warren and I were trolling for stripers in the Chesapeake Bay . We were 1 Ã'½ miles offshore in about 80 feet of water contemplating why the fish weren't biting. We looked back to check our gear and saw something odd in the water. Was it a seal??
Can't be, we don't have seals around here. On closer look, it turned out to be a buck deer that was WAY off course. He was desperate and barely staying afloat. I've seen deer swim a river or bayou before.
When you see that, the first thing you notice is that they are powerful swimmers.
Their head and shoulders are out of the water and they make surprisingly good headway. This critter was just keeping his nose up and looked like he’d been swimming all night long. In fact, he was so worn out that he swam toward the boat probably thinking it looked enough like land to him. When he got closer though, he wasn’t sure what to make of the two dudes on board, and backed off. So, since the fish weren’t biting, we thought we’d give this buck a hand. Turns out Bo grew up around cows and was really handy with a bowline.He lassoed the deer on the first shot!
Bo grabbed his neck, I grabbed the flank, and we barreled over backwards into the boat. Before I knew it,Bo was on top of him and had him tied up just like a calf. We hit the gas
Here ya go. I’d have kept it and raised it as my own. I’ve seen 'em swimming across the cooper going to drum island before. Deer are ■■■■ fine swimmers.
You BAS@#$D!!! May all of your children be born necked!! What you and you others have done is in clear violation of the law. You call yourselves conservationists? Now some alligator will starve to death!
Technically what you did was illegal. I would have done the same thing and I am sure you will find it hard pressed to get 12 people to convict you (much like the sailfish pics) but here is the law. http://www.dnr.sc.gov/regs/pdf/huntingrules.pdf
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UpGrady may not equal Havana,but your writings are congruous
Mr. Splittaildecision,
I believe “congruent” would be a better word choice. To set the record straight Upgrady has no affiliation with Havana and vice versa. Also if my kid is using the computer till bedtime and posting on CF, then he is way more intelligent than any of us. He is only three years old.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. FISH 24/7------------ 25 Grady w/ a couple of Gas Guzzling 175 Johnsons “O-SEA-D” the old “Havanadaydream”
