who's sick off all the paddle boarders

They probably feel the same way about us.

Capt. Larry Teuton
Cracker Built Custom Boats

“Ships are the nearest things to dreams that hands have ever made.” -Robert N. Rose

What if all the boarders had 20’ center consoles? What a wonderful world that would be. Could be intertaining at launch time though.

“If it were catching, Everyone would be good at it.”

all the paddle boarders are the reason for our last few leisurely cruises through shem creek after a good day fishing. We did encounter a group that was overly annoing. We released all our left over bait. The pelicans and gulls were quit entertaining. :wink: I thought I still had pictures, but cant find the the one of the dude freaking out over all the birds around him.

Dang! Think I like the one with the red paddle best! None, are to shabby:smiley:

there was a red paddle?

Saw one today that beat all of them, but I could not get my camera out fast enough. Almost broke my heart.


“I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public.”
~my dad

Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 19 year old (boy of leisure)
1 - 1 year old (fishing maniac)
1 - wife (The Warden)

ECFC

bunch of creeps on this site. OOH OOH OOH a girl in a bikini…Get a life losers.

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Originally posted by CaptFritz

bunch of creeps on this site. OOH OOH OOH a girl in a bikini…Get a life losers.

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Not to mention those that throw bait in their direction and drop shark bait next to them.

big dog

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Originally posted by CaptFritz

bunch of creeps on this site. OOH OOH OOH a girl in a bikini…Get a life losers.

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We live in a great country where a girl can be celebrated for wearing a bikini instead being forced to wear a burqa under the penalty of death if they show anything more than their hands.

And as my wife’s 85 year old grandmother once told me, “there is nothing more beautiful than a young girl in a bikini.”


“I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public.”
~my dad

Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 19 year old (boy of leisure)
1 - 1 year old (fishing maniac)
1 - wife (The Warden)

ECFC

quote:
Originally posted by claim
quote:
Originally posted by CaptFritz

bunch of creeps on this site. OOH OOH OOH a girl in a bikini…Get a life losers.

Charleston City Papers Best Guide of 2014


We live in a great country where a girl can be celebrated for wearing a bikini instead being forced to wear a burqa under the penalty of death if they show anything more than their hands.

And as my wife’s 85 year old grandmother once told me, “there is nothing more beautiful than a young girl in a bikini.”


“I am constantly amazed at the stupidity of the general public.”
~my dad

Equipment:
190cc Sea Pro w/130 Johnson
1- 19 year old (boy of leisure)
1 - 1 year old (fishing maniac)
1 - wife (The Warden)

ECFC


that's all true,but be a gentleman and ask for their permission to post their pictures on the internet.
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Originally posted by trimedout

Blackbart I spelled it that why for a reason I there for know that trimmed is spelt with two m’s thank you for your concern


I hope you were being sarcastic in your response…[:0]


“I’m not a hundred percent in love with your tone right now…”

I primarily run my boat out of folly. There are now probably 5 - 10 kayak / paddle board operations out of that boat landing. Here is my gripe. Parking. A summer weekend and you are guaranteed to have 10 spots taken by non trailering vehicles. It drives me freaking crazy. I usually just call Folly Beach Public Safety and ask they send an officer down to ticket all the cars. And for all the haters on here, trust me…I’m not that kind of person. But in this case, where you have businesses operating out of a public landing treating it like it is their own dock … clogging up the boat ramps, parking, waterways…well, the best way I can repay their ignorance is spreading a little joy around in the form of yellow envelopes.

I tried to launch there one day and 3 of the 4 launch ramps were taken up by paddle boarders and kayaks with no clue what was going on- its a mess there

saw a guy doing yoga headstands on his hippie paddleboard right in the middle of the creek in front of reds (bet he got laid, ya right). really wanted to throw a full beer at him

19’ Key West CC 140 Johnson
16’ War Eagle 40 Yami
12’ Alumacraft 1954 Johnson 5.5

can you swim 5 miles? “NO” then what is the difference in 5 miles and 50 miles!!! Go for it!

I don’t call them kayaks… I call them “speed bumps”…

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Originally posted by tlread

saw a guy doing yoga headstands on his hippie paddleboard right in the middle of the creek in front of reds (bet he got laid, ya right). really wanted to throw a full beer at him

19’ Key West CC 140 Johnson
16’ War Eagle 40 Yami
12’ Alumacraft 1954 Johnson 5.5

can you swim 5 miles? “NO” then what is the difference in 5 miles and 50 miles!!! Go for it!


That is just too funny right there :smiley::smiley:

I’ve rented paddleboards at shem creek a couple times. It’s a good time, but they do need to maybe give a little quick pep talk on getting the heck out of the way.

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Originally posted by CaptFritz

bunch of creeps on this site. OOH OOH OOH a girl in a bikini…Get a life losers.

Charleston City Papers Best Guide of 2014


Creeps?! Really:smiley: What’s creepy about a MAN enjoying the beauty of a WOMAN in a bikini??? You gay or hopefully being sarcastic?

If said Women don’t want MEN to look, don’t go in public wearing a bikini. That being said, there is a difference between a look and a drulling stare, which all true MEN understand.

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Originally posted by Wando Grill
quote:
Originally posted by CaptFritz

bunch of creeps on this site. OOH OOH OOH a girl in a bikini…Get a life losers.

Charleston City Papers Best Guide of 2014


Not to mention those that throw bait in their direction and drop shark bait next to them.

big dog


If that was for me, we never actually threw it their way, just released it by the shrimp boat and our special pelican friend that has been going on for a long time. The gulls just showed up and gave me a good laugh and pissed off some arrogant paddle boarders.

As for shark bait? Do you know anything about Shem Creek? I know not as much is thrown back after the loss of our head boats, but much “shark bait” is dumped in that creek. I couldn’t count the amount of fish carcasses I’ve returned to the ocean in that creek.

quote:
Originally posted by CaptFritz

bunch of creeps on this site. OOH OOH OOH a girl in a bikini…Get a life losers.

Charleston City Papers Best Guide of 2014


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